Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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