That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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