I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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