Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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