I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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