so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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