one might say we're banned from that church
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How does it feel to date your dad?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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