so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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