Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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