he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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