my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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