so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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