I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
