you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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