i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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