She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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