goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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