A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
