8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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