I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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