This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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