Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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