Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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