This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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