Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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