Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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