She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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