I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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