the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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