I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
