He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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