She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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