Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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