it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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