He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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