is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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