I like to think it a success when the cops are called
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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