Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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