3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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