Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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