I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
