Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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