Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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