I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
