she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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