I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
