But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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