Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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