I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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