She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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