Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
