make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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