Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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