But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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